Less than Zero, More than One

Oh no, this is one of those kinds of Medium articles. You started from the position of being a bunch of cells to being a living, breathing person, born into […]

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Swipe Left, Swipe Right

It was within this moment that I realized I wasn’t happy for reasons that didn’t exactly involve me. the purgatory of online dating. Stark naked with a reeling brain, I aimlessly […]

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How to tell The Blue Man NO!

Credit: AP/Mohammed Abu Zaid Also, that sombrero you’re wearing isn’t real. You’ve experiencing it again, aren’t you? All the time, and more frequently, you have been experiencing full-blown hallucinations. They start […]

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Oh, You

“The Human Cannonball” by Brent Moore on Flickr Oh, you. Look at the situation you’ve put yourself in. You went through the trouble of opening this up; you expected a […]

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The Internet, Explained!

The Elliott 405 computer of 1956, Computer Resurrection Issue 42 A secret message to someone living in the 1950’s I don’t know how long I have to explain this to you; I’m […]

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The Great Regurgitation

An angry rant about remakes, carbon copies, and the decline in quality storytelling. I used to be a fan of remakes. Thinking back now, perhaps it’s something of a guilty […]

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